DEPARTURE (skit)

Brothers and sisters, at long last, our salvation is upon us.
The overlord has been waiting, now we must go to him directly.
Our time has come, stand up, and give yourselves to him.
as we approach these final steps, remain vigilant as we will soon bask in his cold gaze.
We welcome death to be the final key in our journey, and the resulting terror, to be his compass for our souls.
until we meet again my friends.
let us say goodbye, as we close this prayer.
by the power of the underworld, at the hands of hades, through this manifesto you have so graciously gifted to us.
we reject our mortal tendencies and pray devoutly to you, our overlord, Reid.
Grant us your wisdom and knowledge of all secret things. Bring us honor, wealth, free us from this life.
Bind all men to our will as we have bound ourselves to yours.
All Hail Reid!
All Hail Reid!
All Hail Reid!
All Hail Reid!
All Hail Reid!
All Hail Reid!
All Hail Reid!"