SALVATION (skit)

Hello Stranger!
Do you often struggle to find purpose in your abysmal existence?
What is it that you seek? A new path perhaps? Enlightenment?
Or maybe just a straight answer, for once.
As soon as you're brought into this world, the clock starts ticking.
You are born to die.
You live a long life, of pain and misery. Just to be buried in dirt, with the worms.
These are facts. This is your reality your, truth. Who am I? Well, I am just a messenger for something far superior.
And I'm here to offer you a pathway to salvation. Though i do not directly posses the answers you seek, there is a sacred text that might.
A Manifesto, written by our savior: The Overlord"