Breaking News (skit)

Aight now I'm 'bout to show you something (what?) Shh, watch
I got breaking news and it turns, on this week in music
Detroit rapper Eminem in a stunning move has released an album
In which he is actually trying to cancel himself (man, what the fuck?)
And right now, at this hour, we got protestors lining the streets downtown
Where Kimberly Gill is standing by KG
Hi Devin, (man, this some bullshit) we are outside Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti
Where as you can see behind me
People are definitely upset over Eminem's new album
And are actually calling to boycott the rapper (haha)
For songs that include insensitive comments about little people
People with mental disabilities
Transgender rights and the first amendment