Shovel

If I need a cry, she's got a shoulder
Asking for a ride, she's driving over
And if a rumor goes around, she's the first to shut it down
And the last one you wanna piss off
If I got a secret, she's gonna keep it
But if you got a secret, she's tellin' me
And in her eyes, I might not be right
But hell, I can do no wrong
If I called her from a cell in jail
She'd post my bail by ten
If I need a bottle, got bubbles on ice
She wouldn't ask why, just when
And if I say something that I shouldn't say
Her feathers ain't ever gonna ruffle
And if I put the dead in my deadbeat ex, well
She's got a shovel
If a man fools me once, she's gonna blame him
But if he fools me twice, she won't be saying
"I told you so" to me
She's the kind of company you wanna keep
When your heart gets broke
Got my back, don't gotta ask, I know
If I called her from a cell in jail
She'd post my bail by ten
If I need a bottle, got bubbles on ice
She wouldn't ask why, Just when
And if I say something that I shouldn't say
Her feathers ain't ever gonna ruffle
And if I put the dead in my deadbeat ex, well
She's got a shovel
Even at rock bottom, she says I still got it
Sticky situation, always there to help me solve it
And if I get a win, she's cheering on the loudest
Through the highs and the lows, I have no doubt
If I called her from a cell in jail
She'd post my bail by ten
If I need a bottle, got bubbles on ice
She wouldn't ask why, just when
And if I say something that I shouldn't say
Her feathers ain't ever gonna ruffle
And if I put the dead in my deadbeat ex, well
She's got a shovel