Last One To Know

My buddy called and said, "I lost a couple screws
Been tryna tighten 'em up, but they keep comin' loose"
Yeah, it's a wonder that I didn't see the light
'Fore the law man didn't tackle me or readin' me my rights
Wild-ass in women, hard-ass in livin'
I did it to myself near over and over
Yes, me and my buddy Jim put on a hell of a show
They oiled me up this mornin', I was the last one to know
Took me a break from burnin' up the road
I tried to do some reacquaintin' with a girl I used to know
Yeah, she went and found another coat to ride
I put me on a late-night whiskey bar stool, spiraled out
Wild-ass in women, hard-ass in livin'
Did it to myself near over and over
Yes, me and my buddy Jim put on a hell of a show
They woke me up this mornin', I was the last one to know
Yes, I should know by now
That's how it goes when I go out
Wild-ass in women, hard-ass in livin'
Did it to myself near over and over
Yes, me and my buddy Jim put on a hell of a show
They woke me up this mornin', I was the last one to know
Yes, I should know by now
That's how it goes when I go out
That's how it goes when I go out