Ken Kaniff (Skit)

I'm gonna call this motherfucker
Oh, fuck yeah
Give him a piece of my mind
A piece of my ass
Thank you for waiting
Hello, may I help you
Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call
What number?
Oh, the number is X-X-6-2-X-X-X
At the tone, please say your name
Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit
Yo
Hey there, cock boy
Who's this?
This is Ken Kaniff
Who?
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch
From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut
Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?
A hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
Yo, who is this, Cage?
Hey...
You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass you little cock boy
Yo, shut up, you little bitch
Oh, you think I'm lying huh...
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