Key (Skit)

Haha, hold up
What is that?
Oh
Is that a key in my pocket or am I just happy to see?
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
'Cause I am the cuz
The cuz meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
'Cause, bro, I'm the dude
And the dude gets all the chicks
Chicks is all that thine getteth
'Cause that's all I needeth is the chickeths
The chickadees runningeth about
And you'd be lucky to get my seconds Leftover hot chicks
Hahaha
Fucking stupid